Pit Viper Beer Belt, Son of Beach

It's a belt. For your beer.

Adjustable belt reaches up to 58" in circumference.

You know, I'm gonna use this opportunity to talk about local breweries that deserve a place in this belt.

• First: TF Brewing. GET IN HERE. Best brewery in Salt Lake. Fight me
• Next: Proper Brewing, if nothing more than for matching vibes
• Last, but not least: Fisher Brewing, a mainstay of the local outdoor community
• Honorable mention: Chappell Brewing. They have a free self-service ski/board tune bench. They also serve sloshies. But those won't fit in the belt, whomp whomp

Anyway, support local. Buy the belt and the beer.